DJ DAZZ FOR HIRE!

DJ Dazz (dazzle.bracken) is by far my favourite DJ in SL playing anything you like! His relaxed comedic style is sure to keep you and your guests entertained for your events! Quick with a joke, a story, or he may sing a song for you if he's in the mood. One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet! Be sure to check out one of his events in SL listed on his profile!

BRITT's PLACE !

Here it is, my dream theatre I've been waiting 5 years for. it's old and run down but that adds to it charm. I'm fixing it up, had to patch a lot of major holes lol.

I had to brighten it up a little with some flowers. I think it worked well. My eiffle tower on top is very bright at night.

The balconies are awesome and very comfortable with a good view.

Daniel Craig looks right at home here lol.

I plan to have some events here with a Grand Opening soon when I'm ready. Its going to be a ball ! Hopefully some shows possibly live entertainment when I can network with some other clubs. More to come! Please take a look around as I'm adding new things here, if you would like to hold a party here let me know!

MY RAT PACK SHOW! (LIGHTNING STOLE)

This was my first Tribute show I created and still one of my best I think. I was the first one in second life to do this full show of the Rat Pack, as far as I know. We performed this show for the republican party in SL as well as many other important groups. Later on after dropping Lightning for their shady business practises I recast the show with new players and performed at Bogarts on my rezday. I felt that I could never top that event and it remains as probably the highlight of my tribute show career. Since then I'm sure many have tried to copy the show but I have the satisfaction of being the first to do it :)

THE RAT PACK - SHWINGIN AIN'T EASY!

My famous Rat Pack show and all the dirt! Here we are at Bogarts at the pinnacle of this shows run. After 2 years of work looking for people to put this together, finally on my  2nd rezday I had the opportunity to perform the show at Bogarts. Before Bogarts joined the Frank's Place conglomerate. This was the icing on the cake. I had hoped from the beginning to have  performed this show exclusively for Frank's Place for free. I started as a noob there, looking for a way to contribute to the group like a good soldier. I don't have a big business background and even less computer skills at that time. This was the only way I could make an impact, I succeeded in that but not as I'd hoped LOL. I started at Frank's Place when it was a small casino called Oasis Slingo 5 years ago.
Unfortunately my partners thought it be a great idea to hit up Frank's place to do the show for cash. "Not my idea."Not MY plan!
Communication is probably the most difficult thing in SL. Misunderstandings and emotions can run high. If your part of a group, you are at the mercy of the owner who can eject you for any reason. I've never liked groups or tags since. I prefer to have a good friends list.
Owner of Frank's Place was Gymmy Sinatra. He was a big Sinatra fan. I happened to like Dean Martin better hehe. This inspired me to build the show. I thought it be a great surprise for Gym and that he'd love it and we could perform the show together with him as Frank me as Deano. Great idea that was lol. I invited him to see the show at another venue so he could see how good it was. My reward was getting booted from Franks and accused of copying him. Copying in SL is like sleeping with someone else's wife, maybe worse! Right Gym? LOL.
The group I found to help me were even worse. Talented and very good performers but I didn't like how they did business. They claimed my show was theirs. I created it, cast it, produced and directed it but they took all the money. Lightning Productions, like most if not all the big tribute groups out there only had dollar signs in there eyes. Recently they put up MY VIDEO of the RAT PACK show on YOU TUBE. I paid to have this video done and now they're using it to promote their show. It was recorded at my club, Dean's Vegas with me as Deano. Have a look before I have it taken off lol.
 I had other friends to help me so I dropped Lightning and did it at Bogarts the first time with new players. Unfortunately these people were even worse. They scammed me with Alts, loading up my show with people I did not need or want. I was expected to pay them all, not realizing the 12 are really only 2 or 3 people. L5000 per show divided by 12. I got one share and my 2 partners got the rest because they used alts. They had bad ideas like using violins in a jazz band? Am I wrong or does that sound right to you? I dumped them when I tried to cut expenses (because they were robbing me) I wanted smaller land, a place just big enough for a stage to work on the shows. My group ran to the L.A. Yacht club. Bigger room. I could see my band was about to pull the same scam again and warned the owner. I got banned. Figures. They now call themselves "Stage One Productions".
Today I'm doing burlesque shows for The Moulin Rouge. One act shows mostly with more trustworthy people by far. I've been with them a long time, so long I forget lol. Maybe 3 years at least.
Find REAL friends in SL, it makes all the difference in the world.
I'm looking forward to future projects probably live singing next.

GHOST RIDER!

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recorded earlier at popular SL club

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 but they eventually end up in the mouth.
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saw this in chat, had to grab it..lol
 more about boobs in previous post, check below!

GRIEFERS ARE DRAMA QUEENS

What is a GRIEFER?

A griefer is an individual who is playing an online game for the sole purpose of decreasing their victim's quality of life.

On a normal bell curve of intelligence in online gaming, griefers tend to lean towards the exceptional side of the curve. I make this claim due to the fact that the very nature of griefers tends to imply that they're capable of getting under people's skin either by verbal or tactical means. This, however, does not mean that they will do any of the following:

1. Act their age
2. Use proper punctuation/grammar
3. Respond to logic or reason
It is absolutely a waste of time to bother reasoning with a griefer because he is completely content with ignoring you completely. If you insult him, or react in any way other than ignoring him completely, he has defeated you in a game as well as real life. It really doesn't matter if you kill the griefer because in wasting your actual time, you are actually providing him with positive reinforcement.
The common misconception is that the goal of a griefer is to be better at a game than the grief'd. This is completely false. A griefer is a time-vampire, sucking away your life essence and bringing you closer to death.

How to Identify a Griefer

Griefers come in many shapes and colors, but the first warning signs come from the most obvious calling card, the name. Common griefer names include a series of racist/sexist puns or ironic references to nerd culture. A few examples would be:

1. Shitwhore
2. SexyBatman
3. XXSSJGokuVegetaXX

Not everyone with names like these are griefers. Some of them are actual children, but you should most probably treat them the same way. Once a person makes it through the first filter, you have to look at their actions. This process requires actual brain-power to accomplish, but if you follow a few simple rules you can identify them.

1. Rogues are high-frequency griefers. The nature of the class is to mislead...
2. All naked players are either spammers or griefers.
3. Everyone has the potential to grief on any given day.

It probably seems like this system or rules could stifle your sociability, and promote general reclusive behavior. Remember, people who have to socialize in online games are exactly the type of pussies that griefers love!

CALL THE COPS!
  The BEST way to deal with them is to RECORD THE NAMES and report them! I will let Linden Labs deal with them. In any future disruptions of your events in Second Life there is a group you can call to help out free of charge.
If you have trouble with griefers during your events, join the group "Police Department 911". This is a free service you can call when having difficulties with events or anywhere you run into bad people. Ask them to record the names, I'm sure they'll be happy to assist :)
Thanks to the griefers for giving me this NEW topic!..LOL You know your doing well when you get this kind of attention! ..LOL

On a serious note
Many people in second life are spending their lives in hospital beds or stuck at home for health reasons.
They cannot live their lives normally like you and me. They cannot go to the store, go to a club or movie or mall. They live their lives in second life as a second chance at LIFE. Its an opportunity to live
the life they can never have for real. When you grief someone, be aware that your hurting these people, possibly contributing to their suffering. You will have to answer to God someday.

SL TRIBUTE SHOWS -THE END IS NEAR!

  Second Life is a constantly evolving medium, much like real life, progress keeps rolling along!
Change is commonplace and if you can't "change with the times" or go with the flow", your experience will be rough. Tribute shows in second life have had a very shady reputation at best. The competition and rivalries make the "HatFields and Mcoys" look like a tea party! Club owners copying everyone else's events, sending griefers to ruin other groups events, its all nuts. It's no wonder why the major clubs have nothing to do with them.
  The "Tribute shows" days are numbered. It can't come too soon for me. Much like the big casinos and porn clubs everywhere plaguing the landscape, the tribute show has become pointless except for a laugh. How many times can you go see another group doing Pink Floyd? Or Prince? or any of the other bands that seem to be done to death? Most of the time it's done very badly lol.
  Many of the live entertainers and fans have looked down on tribute shows as no talent wannabes, and they could be right. Why bother doing a tribute show when you can stream a full concert of the real band from You Tube into second life? Less lag lol.
  The hot ticket now is burlesque shows. Strip clubs are mostly out of fashion so burlesque is the next step up. Much more skill and imagination needed for these types of shows for sure and much more fun!
  Unfortunately like the glut of tribute bands, too many are turning to burlesque. Done well its great fun, done badly its much like a school play...lol. This new fad will die out to as the live professional singers will eventually win out.
  What's next? I have a good idea but won't divulge that info yet as a few are probably already planning it!..LOL. I want to be one of the first and I'm one of the few that can pull it off. I hope :)
   So all you tribute artists and copy cats out there, have fun while you can till the increasingly sophisticated SL audience turns to the newest fad of entertainment. And to the griefers , may you rot in hell...lol GOOD LUCK!

TALENT SHOW-MOULIN ROUGE 7PM

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Moulin%20Rouge/67/186/29

LIVE - VARIETY DANCE SHOW TONIGHT 7PM SLT @ MOULIN ROUGE

The Moulin Rouge is proud to present a special variety show featuring individual and group performances from its top performers.  The excitement starts at 7 PM SLT this evening, so don't miss this unique live presentation in the Main Ballroom of the Moulin Rouge. On behalf of the entire staff of this unique theater and region, we look forward to seeing you there.

PARTY PEOPLE

Are you planning a beach party,bikini party, playboy party? How would you like a Ron Jeremy lookalike to spice things up...LOL.
.•*♥¨`•*`* You,Me WhipCream & Chocolate Syrup...... Any Questions??*`* •¨`*•♥.
Or....maybe you rather have...

Charlie Sheen?“ I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
"I’m an F-18, bro.”

SIGNS BY RC3D-CUSTOM SIGNS

I decided that I needed a super cool new logo for this blog and other projects! I was very lucky to find a great graphics artist here in SL. If you need a cool logo for your business you NEED RockyCreek Forsythe ! He designed a great new logo for me and went the extra mile! If you need more info just click on the link RockyCreek Productions on the right, and he can set you up with a great website or logo!

BELLE-Secret Diary of a call girl

Just one of the many stars performed by Britt McMahon at the Petite Burlesque show! Weekly on thursday nights at 7PM SLT. @ the Red Satin Slipper across from the famous Moulin Rouge!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Moulin%20Rouge/15/184/22

CELEBRITY SIGHTING!

Is this CHARLIE SHEEN buying dances at MyAnimation!  WINNING!! ...LOL
Charlie quote-“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”